Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

Give a jocular dimension to your Christmas this year by tuning into the euphony of Jeff Foxworthy's popular Christmas music album, Redneck 12 Days of Christmas, the parodied version of the well-known Christmas carol, 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. The complete lyrics of Redneck 12 days of Christmas have been provided here for your delightful perusal. Wow, somebody done been to the WalMart! (Jeff) Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas. Well you cleaned up! Whatcha get? Five flannel shirts Four big mud tires

Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Hey Bubba, you got gypped -- there's 12 days to Christmas.
(Jeff) I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.
That's yours too?
Yea!

Chorus: Twelve-pack of Bud Eleven Wrastling tickets Ten o' Copenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of Redman Six cans of Spam Five flannel shirts Four big mud tires Three shotgun shells Two hunting dogs ... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Man, this ain't normal Christmas presents!
No, they're redneck gifts!
Redneck gifts?
Yea, you know, like
if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures.
Or, if you can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells"
Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high- dive.
Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Christmas lights.
Or, if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus.

What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it...
It's hard to beat...

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

Well, you can't really consider it a Christmas
'less you go down to the penitentiary and visit your mama.
You're not listenin' to me!
Get the car key outta your ear.
That's where the nine years probation comes in...
I'm gonna do it for ya again.
Now listen...

Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrastling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT.

The most noticeable aspect of this song is that Jeff Foxworthy substitutes the 12 days of Christmas gifts with present-day Christmas gifts like some portions of Mustang GT, 2 hunting dogs, 3 shotgun shells, 4 big mud tires, 5 flannel shirts, 6 cans of Spam, 7 packs of Red Man, 8 table dancers, 9 years probation, a tin of Copenhagen, 11 wrastling tickets and finally 12 pack of Bud.

Apart from the famous musical comedy, Redneck 12 Days of Christmas, a few other music albums featuring Jeff Foxworthy have been listed here.

• Big Funny
• King of the Rednecks
• Games Rednecks Play